LIST OF SHAME; HERE ARE THE TOP TEN ESTATES IN NAIROBI CITY WHERE YOU WILL FIND THE MOST PR0STRITU3S! THE COST OF LUNGULA WILL SHOCK YOU...

LIST OF SHAME; HERE ARE THE TOP TEN ESTATES IN NAIROBI CITY WHERE YOU WILL FIND THE MOST PR0STRITU3S! THE COST OF LUNGULA WILL SHOCK YOU...

 

 Here are the estates where you’ll find the most prostitutes in Nairobi;

1. Pangani
They manage to conceal themselves in Mafioso fashion. The most obvious ones are those that masquerade as wamama wa kuosha nguo. Apart from washing clothes for busy or lazy bachelors, they wash their groins too. These women show up to their tasks wearing provocative clothing. The trick is simple for them - do anything to tempt the customer by exposing their butts while washing and hanging clothes. If you don’t respond to the provocations, they simply ask you straight up if you want some.

2. Zimmerman
The hood prostitutes of Zimmernan are well known. For as little as 200 bob, you can take one to your residential locale and plough through her body like a tractor in Kabarnet for the whole day or night, depending on your time preference. Just keep going as long as your balls can handle it

3. Hurlingham
Most high end prostitutes are located in this estate. Hidden between the posh offices are companies that offer escort services for rich men who value discretion. For a heavy sum, you can have a super hot escort delivered to your home. The women here are of the highest quality – attractive and well maintained. They are also keen to ensure customer satisfaction and as a result, these companies have a string of loyal customers. . Every command you make will be met. The massage parlors located in this area offer ‘extra’ services too.

4. Eastleigh
Just like in Mombasa, Eastleigh prostitutes have the tendency of hiding under biubuis. One of my close friends was once approached after leaving a bar on a Friday night. The lady in the buibui simply whispered in his ear, “Sijavaa kitu ndani, unanitaka? Talk of irresistible offers. According to my friend, the lady looked like Angelina Jolie so he couldn’t pass up the opportunity. The sad part is that she demanded to take his Lacoste shoes after he couldn’t meet her 2000 bob fee

5. Kibera
The overpopulation in this area coated with poor living standards means the women have to rely on means of survival that ooze desperation. It’s a shame that some of these women have to open their legs to rugged customers in their squeezed houses in front of their kids.

6. Huruma
In Huruma, there’s an area called Mbuthia. Here, the free-roaming prostitutes, begin their activities at around 5 pm in the evening. This is strictly a hooker zone. Normal ladies avoid it due to the fear of being labeled hookers. When you stroll through Mbuthia, hookers, both old and young scramble for you like hawkers in Gikomba. Or like European nations seeking to colonize a newly discovered Africa. The price? Only a hundred shillings. You can even get a threesome or a ten-some if you are beast enough
 
7. Imara Daima
In Imara Daima, the women sit outside their houses in the evening like normal moshene mongers. An outsider can’t easily tell their objectives but the dwellers are well aware that these mamiis are there for anyone who needs a quick fix. It’s simple, you just go talk to one and she welcomes you inside the house. While inside, she’ll serve you with all flavors of sin

8. Nairobi West
I’ll call them the ‘chini ya maji’ prostitutes. The call girls of Nairobi West are secretive and decent. It’s only through recommendation that you get to meet them. Most of the girls have day time occupations , which means that they only sell their bodies as a part-time venture. And they don’t come cheap. No wonder they can afford to live in decent houses and shop at nice places

9. Majengo ya Nairobi
There are plenty of Swahili ladies in this slum. In the muddy houses of Majengo, it’s not only living that goes on. Shagging happens in well decorated ‘matope’ brothels. Operational Hours? 24/7. You can get a hooker as breakfast, Lunch or midnight snack.

So what’s their modus operandi? There’s always a group of amateur girls who are managed by an older experienced woman (pimp). The girls waist outside the brothels and when a customer comes, he gets to choose which girl he wants. She then holds his hand, takes him through a corridor where he pays the pimp through a hole in a matope wall. After that it’s time to rumble

10. Shauri Moyo
This hood harbors plenty of bars and lodgings. And that can only mean one thing. The demand for sex is higher than a man who has smoked Maragoli weed. You’ll find most of the hookers in bars. Even some barmaids sell their bodies as a side hustle.

Traffic from bars to lodgings is ever high from around 10 pm every night. Since most of the hookers are older, the men splashing cash are over 30 too.